Ugh, "that" thing. Everything about it creeps me out, even the name. It means "wise wood" in the Pelupelu tongue, apparently – on account of it being smart enough to speak. Quite an achievement for a tree.
Not that you'll get any sense out of it. No, the only thing you're likely to come away with from an encounter with Nechuciho is a couple dozen broken bones. That's if you come away from it at all. You don't want to know how many herders and merchants have ended up as plant food over the years.
And to make matters worse, he's immortal. You cut one of him down, another one springs up to replace him. Don't know whether he's some kind of evil spirit, possessing one tree after another, or if he's more like a fungus, sprouting up over and over again from the same, shared root stock. To be honest, I don't care. All I know is, we're only safe in those short, blessed periods when the "wise wood" is wood".
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